Jokes

come and tell some jokes and give ppl a good laugh i was bored and was thinking of this joke.

well there were two knights and both of them went off to rescue a lady in a castle.
anywho there were two castles and one knight looked at the other and said "i'll save the damsil in distress you save the damsil in that dress"

lol

A lady walks into a bar a couple of seats away from two guys.
one of the guys say"hey Semore why don't you go over to that lady and say hey?"
Semore says"why don't you go over there and start me up bill?"
so bill walks over to the lady and says "hey there listen my friend over there is kind of shy and has a thing for you so he told me to come over here and ask you could he possibly start a conversation with you?" the lady nods and says "should i call him over?" Bill shakes his head and says "no let me Semore!"
the lady looks towards bill and asks"excuse me?" Bill turns and says "what?"
Semore walks over and waves hello and the lady wonders and asks "you said let you see more"
bill disagrees and states he was calling Semore.
the lady then asked "so you called your friend to see more of me huh well then good night to you two" the lady storms off threw the door leaving Bill and Semore confused till eventually the bar tender walks up and says "she thought you said you wanted to see more of her then she thought you wanted semore here to see more of her wow what a way to pick up chicks maybe you should change your name from semore to seless"

oh i got one.

today i seen Kura play Kingdom Hearts II and when she got Riku,Riku did something that he went off her screen for a moment i happen to walk in seeing her play and all i hear is "RIKU GET YOUR DARKNESS WIELDING ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!" i looked at her and ran away i was scared she was going to hurt someone (me) but damn lmao she goes nuts like that one time she played some ray man game.
"why the hell are my arms floating my legs are not attached but my head fits fine?"
moments later
"oh i get it now he is a retarded rabbit thing i see i see" -_-
Kura is funny when it comes to games man i should video tape her doing this stuff xD

the teacher says "there is no such thing as a stupid question"
the student replies "what's two plus two?"
the teacher response"now thats a stupid question"